cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

(Source: uphayinaphu, via aggressivelyprotectsdeanandcas)

usuk-a-day:

ひょうし
Pixiv ID: 12017632Member: ちんつぶ

usuk-a-day:

ひょうし
Pixiv ID: 12017632
Member: ちんつぶ

(via usuk)

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via grifwithtwofs)

chiffonades:

be the kind of person that Steve Rogers knows you can be

(Source: wintersbuckyy, via dwimmerlaiks)

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

(via iamagentlebritishmanatee)

note-a-bear:

luciawestwick:

do you remember the scene where Steve shows page from his notebook with all the things he missed while he’d been napping? so, this page is different for Russia. here it is

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moreover, I found another 7 versions.

US page

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UK list

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version for South Korea

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page for France 

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Italian version

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Mexican one

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list for Spain

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quite interesting, isn’t it? let me know if there are other versions)

update! Australian list (via idkvader)

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(via geothebio)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via iamagentlebritishmanatee)

unraveled-sarcasm:

ironychan:

tazerbitchinheels:

This is disgusting. I love it.

I can just imagine his wife yelling at him “YOU COCKY LITTLE SHIT!”

Is he wearing a blazer over a leather jacket?

hahahahahhaa. he is. new style. catch on guys.

(Source: robert-downey-junior, via the-damsel-who)

thedeathofablog:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf

(via iamagentlebritishmanatee)

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

(Source: gameofbooze, via iamagentlebritishmanatee)

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via iamagentlebritishmanatee)

lupinslover:

James Potter sat up in the wizard afterlife just watching Fred and George fucking shit up like:

  • LILY THEY HAVE THE MAP
  • LILY LOOK AT THE SWAMP THATS BLOODY BRILLIANT
  • HAHA FUCK FILCH
  • HAHA FUCK UMBRIDGE
  • FUCKING INSANE ASS FIREWORKS LILY LOOK HOW FAR PRANKING HAS EVOLVED
  • I COULD HAVE IMPROVED MY PRANKING EFFICIENCY BY 47% IF HAD WEASLEYS WIZARDS WHEEZES
  • NO FRED DIED

Then when Fred comes to the afterlife James is like I’m a big fan of your work, btw I’m Prongs no need to thank me.

(Source: punkrockremus, via iamagentlebritishmanatee)

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

(Source: ven0moth, via iamagentlebritishmanatee)

doctorwhoudini:

jimmy-jenkins:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

assassins creed is so weird u can run in 4 different speeds like theres walking fast walking running and hella running

*5 different speeds

hella walking

(Source: coooooooooorvo, via grifwithtwofs)

punishandenslavesuckers:

you know I always wanted Lopez to meet someone who was actually fluent in Spanish (maybe LT Palomo?) to be like “your Spanish is fucking terrible.” BECAUSE HIS SPANISH IS LITERALLY GOOGLE TRANSLATE SPANISH AND I WANT SOMEONE TO NOTICE AND LAUGH.  

(via grifwithtwofs)