be the kind of person that Steve Rogers knows you can be
I am a girl. I love Sherlock, the Avengers, Star Trek and Hetalia.
do you remember the scene where Steve shows page from his notebook with all the things he missed while he’d been napping? so, this page is different for Russia. here it is
moreover, I found another 7 versions.
version for South Korea
page for France
list for Spain
quite interesting, isn’t it? let me know if there are other versions)
update! Australian list (via idkvader)
This is disgusting. I love it.
I can just imagine his wife yelling at him “YOU COCKY LITTLE SHIT!”
Is he wearing a blazer over a leather jacket?
hahahahahhaa. he is. new style. catch on guys.
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus turning into a fucking werewolf
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
James Potter sat up in the wizard afterlife just watching Fred and George fucking shit up like:
- LILY THEY HAVE THE MAP
- LILY LOOK AT THE SWAMP THATS BLOODY BRILLIANT
- HAHA FUCK FILCH
- HAHA FUCK UMBRIDGE
- FUCKING INSANE ASS FIREWORKS LILY LOOK HOW FAR PRANKING HAS EVOLVED
- I COULD HAVE IMPROVED MY PRANKING EFFICIENCY BY 47% IF HAD WEASLEYS WIZARDS WHEEZES
- NO FRED DIED
Then when Fred comes to the afterlife James is like I’m a big fan of your work, btw I’m Prongs no need to thank me.
you know I always wanted Lopez to meet someone who was actually fluent in Spanish (maybe LT Palomo?) to be like “your Spanish is fucking terrible.” BECAUSE HIS SPANISH IS LITERALLY GOOGLE TRANSLATE SPANISH AND I WANT SOMEONE TO NOTICE AND LAUGH.
sometimes i’m reading a book and i think the characters are in room but then i read the next paragraph and they are sitting in a tree in alabama and i need to change the whole scenario in my head
whAT DO YOU MEAN HE WALKS TO THE WINDOW THERE IS NO WINDOW THERE